oldpaul said: your ask title is so challengig like FUCK me in gonna sens 7800000 wuestions about elvis such as why the Heck did he participate in forrest gup

im sorry, didnt see ya there, i was mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, blockin out the haters

oldpaul said: elvis

oldpaul said: niki manij

my favret singr!!!!!!

what the darn diddly dong was that! PLEASE

i ate my ass then clapped it :p

me: claps ass so loud i wake up my parents
mom: what the darn diddly dong was that!
me: i just clapped my fucking ass!
mom: damn son
me: damn son

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

qirlunderyou:

home decor for the whole family

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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